I just read that the Kentucky Derby is increasing their security for their horses.
I thought it meant that they were going to leave a night light on in their stall so they didn't get upset and suffer night-"mares" (get it? night-"Mares"?)
Or maybe they will provide an extra security blankey for them....
NOPE...
They are hiring full time attendants to stand by their stall !
Now how would you like THAT on your resume?
"And what do YOU do for a living?"
"I watch horses"...
I guess it's better than being paid to count cars to make sure the interection actually needs that traffic light...
or
Teaching yoga at a mens prison
or
"Corn-detassling"...yup..that really is a job. Feed corn has to reproduce by planting a male row of corn between two female rows. Someone gets to go up and downthose rows to de-tassle...
Aren't you glad you read this?
At least it was shorter than my other blogs!
3 comments:
OK...let's just say should anything show up blogged about glasses knocked over or I ain't got nobody...well, just remember, you can't believe everything you read!!
Love ya!!
I'm going to need a grandma linda and grandma sharon to English translation of that last comment.
loved the look, feel, sound, and humor of this post!
Last night at dinner Grandma Sharon told a story of how a pompous salesman insisted that Sharon was looking at the glass half empty and HE was a full-glass kinda guy..and that she was so WRONG about a client paying their bill....and that HE would come to the rescue and make sure it was "taken care of" pronto.
Later that day, the client wrote a reply email stating she was NOT in anyway shape or form, paying the bill..so Sharon forwarded the email to Pompous-man saying,"Would that be YOUR glass that is knocked over?"
I promised that I wouldn't use it as a blog subject my..but I guess responding to YOU is not really a problem, eh?
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