Everyone Has Their Hero

I suppose we all have someone (or someones) to whom we look to for advise..or inspiration. Some admire Carrot Top, David Hasaproblem, Bob Saget...but one of mine is Will Rogers. He had just good old-fashioned common sense and a huge love of mankind.




Wisdom of Will Rogers

* Don't squat with your spurs on.

* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody
else's dog around.

* After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.
He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

* Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

* There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

* Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.

* When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised
if they learn their lesson.

* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in
your pocket.

* Never miss a good chance to shut up.

* There are three kinds of men:
The one that learns by reading;
the few who learn by observation;
the rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.