Saturday, June 28, 2008

Future Headlines


I received an email from a friend with these thought-provoking predictions:

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California .

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

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