There was a BAN on purchasing a couple of common products in Virginia recently.
No kids are allowed to buy ketchup in squirt bottles nor eggs. Maybe the local high school's Home Ec educator(some referred to our teacher as Home "ICK" "back in the day"...) was giving homework assignments that included experimentation of strange tasting omelets? OR...some kids decided the weather is getting nice out so why not adorn local vehicles with a little colorful decorations.
Well, the local authorities thought that rather than go to the trouble of catching the kids and punishing them, it was much easier to put a ban on selling the kids the weapons...er..food products.
Wow...we have guns on every corner but one can't buy breakfast food and America's favorite hamburger sauce.
I hope the Presidential candidates are learning from these superior and creative governing techniques from the fine folks in Norfolk, Va.
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I'm guessing Heinz is behind all this. I've never heard of a kid buying a bottle of ketchup, but I can guarantee you this sister, they're buying them in Virginia now...
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