Saturday, May 03, 2008

Church Bulletin Bloopers












~ The Outreach Committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

~ The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

~ The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

~ The Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 p.m. Please use the back door.

~ Ushers will eat latecomers.

1 comment:

Joe said...

True story. My mom and dad were baptized the same day as me - Easter 1980. The next week the church bulletin said, "Last week's baptisms: Danny and Sandy Boyd, and their sin Joey."