~ The Outreach Committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
~ The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
~ The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
~ The Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 p.m. Please use the back door.
~ Ushers will eat latecomers.
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True story. My mom and dad were baptized the same day as me - Easter 1980. The next week the church bulletin said, "Last week's baptisms: Danny and Sandy Boyd, and their sin Joey."
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