Tuesday, December 05, 2006

A Name By Any Other.....


We all have been entertained by the unusual names of people...Ima Hogg, Pat McCann; Crystal Waters, Candy Hart, Harry Thigh, etc.
Here are some town names that some can be proud to acknowledge as their respective postal address...and some may be moving as soon as they can find a reasonably-named town like Columbus, Ohio.

Two Egg, Florida....maybe look for Oatmeal, Oregon?

Holy Moses, Colorado.....Wouldn't Holy Moses belong somewhere "out east"?

Hot Coffee, Missouri....must have been because of the McDonalds' scalding coffee law suit?

Why, Arizona that is REALLY a town... How about naming a town, Why Not, Kentucky?

Knockemstiff, Ohio...not for the limp-wristed but maybe thought of by a funeral director.

Looneyville, Texas...couldn't that town be in any State? And can you imagine trying to order a product by telephone and when they ask your mailing address you have to admit to living in a REAL Looneyville?
I'll bet they get real tired of all the jokes..

Nameless, Texas...should have been LAZY, Texas if they couldn't even think of a name!

Santa Claus, Indiana...or HO-HO, Arkansas

North Pole, Alaska...or Ho-Ho, Arkansas

Hell, Michigan...Ohio State fans LOVE this town..

On a popular MOVIE note:
The name for Oz in "The Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."

The Land of “AN” may not have been as riveting as “OZ

Aw, heck...what's in a name? Unless it's YOURS!

1 comment:

Liz said...

i loved this :)