Here I am in Las Vegas and I realized that the people who live here are used to taking chances. They drive worse than New Yorkers so one takes a chance just driving in this city. The parking on the strip is...not..so one must valet park at a hotel...and pray that the valet driver doesn't wreck the rental car that one didn't take out extra insurance on.
Then you takes a chance just giving the valet $1.00 or $2.00 because they may put a gambling curse on you and you will lose your mortgage money.
You take a chance just going into a casino because lung cancer hangs in the air, just for anyone's pickin'.
You take a chance going to a show here because the performer may call you up on stage and maybe you wore stretch pants that night.
You take a gamble just walking in a mall as someone minding a kiosk might approach you to give you a free hand massage with the best smelling $125 lotion I've ever bought.
And today we are going to a place called "Death Valley"..do you think that portends something of a gamble?
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