School is In Session and Kids Say the Darndest Things

Funny Test Answers From Children - Mainly Science and Health

* For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower than the body until the heart stops.

* For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.

* For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it.

* For head cold: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.

* We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.

* If conditions are not favorable, bacteria go into a period of adolescence.

* Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration.

* To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.

* To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.

* Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dogs tongue will kill the strongest man.

* Vegetative propagation is the process by which one individual manufactures another individual by accident.

* * "Germinate: To become a naturalized German."


* Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.


* The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.

* Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.

* To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists solutions are things that are still all mixed up.


* When a singer sings, he stirs up the air and makes it hit any passing eardrums. But if he is good, he knows how to keep it from hurting.

Keep notes this year as to what your kids say...you could write a book! Have a great weekend! :)